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Tallies II

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Posted December 9th, 2007 by Kendallicious

(taking stock in Greece, midst other lists) 

  1. Number of 22 year-old basketball players I may have a crush on for lack of a more immediate distraction: 1

  1. Milkshake mixers in front of me: 2

  1. Number of dreams I’ve had about [him] coming back around: ~5. vivid.

  1. Highest # of kilometers per hour I’ve traveled on land: 190 (not in a train. or in a plane taking off.)

  1. Number of address books ruined on account of vomit saturation: 1

  1. # of weeds I’ve recognized as being the same weeds that grow at home: 3. 1 looks similar to a geranium.

  1. Time it takes to feel virtually unemployable and unsure of one’s skills after quitting one’s job: approx. 2 weeks

  1. Percentage of people in any given room checking their cel phones at any given time: 30

  1. Amount of time it is possible to spend having tea, toast, and doing sun salutations without ignoring stream of consciousness impulses: 1.5+

  1. Number of ferile cats and stray dogs (can dogs be ferile too?) within the city limits: ?. thousands.

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